Citing the billions of dollars wasted annually on flavored water and boneless buffalo wings, the number of drunk-driving deaths each year, and the lack of citizen accountability for the rise of Kim Kardashian, government officials registered extremely low opinions of the American people overall.
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6 months ago
I take offense to the disparaging association of boneless buffalo wings with flavored water and Kim Kardashian. Boneless buffalo wings are a noble product that show we are of civilized society. Tell me this, do they have boneless buffalo wings in the middle east? I think not!
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